Motto

“If you get caught up in the worst case scenario and it doesn’t happen, you’ve wasted your time. And if you are caught up in the worst case scenario and it does happen, you’ve lived it twice.” -Michael J. Fox

7.27.2009

The creativity of CP

CP is currently cracking me up at work right now. We have been talking over email today with our officiant (a mutual friend), discussing details of the wedding. Because CP doesn’t like to call the tree/ shrub planting ceremony we plan to have at our wedding a “unity ceremony,” he sent me and the officiant the following email:

Unity Ceremony sounds dopey. Feels like something that was made up in Babysitters Club book.* I'll start the brainstorming:

Celebration of the Wedding Bush (heard this was big in the 70s)
Spreading the Love Seed
Planting Marriage Wood Ceremony (if it’s a tree)
The ancient Japanese Bukake Fertilization Ceremony... everyone stands around the pot and throws fertilizer at the plant...


And yes, I still plan on marrying him!


*On a side note, I used to LOVE the Babysitters Club books! :-)

4 comments:

Jess said...

That first one is especially funny. I laughed out loud.

Christina said...

That is so funny! I love the idea that you are planting something!

The BF wanted to create a new tradition called the handing of the balls. Basically, he wants to have some balls (lolf, tennis whatever) blessed by the priest and he hands them to me in a box, where I will hide them and only hand them back to him when appropiate and then take them away.

Yea, I had tears down my face from laughing.

Non Sequitur Chica said...

HA HA HA HA handing of the balls. That's awesome!

Roxy said...

I loved those books too! That was hilarious.