I saw this writing prompt on Perks of Being a JAP and thought it was a cute idea!
My personal hell would consist of:
*The only drink available is coffee.
*Justin Beiber, Miley Cyrus, or Carly Rae Jepsen playing on repeat.
*A large group of fertile women telling me that I just need to relax, take a vacation, and/or drink some wine to get pregnant.
*I could never use a Q-tip again.
*Constantly having popcorn kernels or other food stuck in my teeth.
*Forced to watch American Idol, The Voice, X Factor and Seinfeld all day long.
*Forced to wear a bikini everywhere I went.
*I never had access to gum, mints, mouthwash, toothbrush/toothpaste, etc.
*I was put in a room filled with spiders, taranchulas and fire ants and/or told to eat them.
*Sitting next to someone whistling or singing all day long.
*The only food available to eat is chocolate (makes my stomach hurt), tripe, olives, or pickles.
*Sitting next to someone that never wore deodorant and farted all day long.
*Watching the Twilight series or Titanic next to 100 13-year old girls.
What would your personal hell look like?
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8 comments:
Ahh. Your pups are darling. Also, it appears as if we should never sit next together. Hey, I'm an unemployed hippie. Don't judge.
Yes to never being able to use a Q-tip again! Oh god that would be awful!
I would have to say watching the Twilight series regardless of who is watching it with me
Hearing fingernails on a chalkboard
Having to be in a marching band
Attending a cheerleading camp
Listening to "Without You" by Adele all day long (my radio station already does that)
Not being in control of what I eat, when I eat and how I eat. I would hate that. I am a picky eater even about how I load a forkfull.
Thanks for commenting on my blog today...I love, love, love the picture of your pups...SO cute :)
- being surrounded my people who chew loudly.
- being constantly surrounded by others.
- only being able to eat fishy things.
- being forced to wear shoes all the time.
oh my gosh YES on the qtip thing. i'm cringing just picturing it!
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